What if Jesus Christ>?

OK so we all know Jesus is a money loving Jew but then i think the real question becomes.... How the frick are we gonna survive when there is no money. think about jesus likes money, no money.... were fricked. also when we have no money all the dragons in the world are gonna say f it to their lairs and come the frick out and frick all our lazy *** money worshiping asses. Maybe the question becomes... do we follow the dragons comand instead of Jesus???? just a though people help me out here i know im not the only one who thinks of this stuff.